January 2011
The Hammurderer to be Pulled from McDonald's Advertising →
theonion.com
I laughed so hard when I saw this… lol
Write one leaf about eating ice cream in the winter.
There’s nothing wrong at all about eating ice cream in the winter! I do it all the time! :)
A deal to DIE for!
- Ciel: Fine, Grell. Come in with me.
- Grell: Hm...?
- Ciel: Protect me and I will grant a request.
- Grell: How insulting. Earl or not, you think I'm the type of woman you can just buy with money?
- Ciel: I'll give you Sebastian for a day; you can do whatever you want with him.
- Grell: Oh? Sebastian and whatever I want to do...? *gasp* EVEN KISSING?!
- Ciel: If that's what you want.
- Grell: Does that mean I can use tongue?!
- Ciel: Do anything you please with him.
- Grell: UWAAAAA! Oh my, YES! That's an offer I couldn't possibly refuse! I'm DEADLY serious! <3
“The image in a photograph isn’t real, only an illusion. But… that is humanity’s way: seeking vainly to preserve the image because you fear that one day it may be forgotten.”
—Sebastian Michaelis (episode 9 of “Black Butler”)
Wow.
I never expected “Take this” would be so popular! O_O Seeing so many reblogs and likes certainly makes me feel happy. :) Thank you so much, everyone!
Write one leaf about something that lives at the bottom of a well.
Things that live at the bottom of a well can’t be trusted. Haven’t you ever seen “The Ring”? Samara lives down there! T_T
Write one leaf about putting your head in the mouth of a lion.
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If you put your head in the mouth of a lion, it will probably be the last thing you ever do. :)
Take this!
- Sebastian: *holds Pluto up by the collar* Take this with you, young master. I think you might find it useful.
- Pluto: *pants happily*
- Ciel: Useful? How so?
- Sebastian: Well, sir, if necessary, you can throw it at an attacker and run.
Play
Dilemma
- Mey-Rin: *sigh* We need Sebastian here... Where did he go now?
- Finny: I wish I knew...
- Bard: I don't care where 'e is right now OR what 'e's doin'. THIS is all I'm worried about! Does "clean it up" mean we can eat the pie or not? I HAVE TO KNOOOOOOW!!!!
- Finny: I'm sure just one bite each would be okay. <3
- Bard: No, Finny! You know how Sebastian is! If we eat something we're not supposed to, 'e'll bake US into his next pie!
- Mey-Rin: You need to calm yourself down, Bardroy. A soothing drink might help. Here, give this a try.
- Bard: Milk? Like that's gonna help me...
- Mey-Rin: Milk is an important part of your diet! It'll 'elp you build strong bones, yes it will!
"Keiyaku" lyrics
I took the liberty of rewriting the English lyrics for “Keiyaku” a bit so that they can actually be sung along with the song in a way that fits. :) The original English lyrics not written by me can be found here. In the meantime, I hope these lyrics are decent and that you will enjoy them!
You struggle, smeared with your humiliation,
But you must take that spider thread and move on
To escape the pit of despair you are in.
Then you can go back to the start once again.
Oh, I can even shoot down the moon in the night sky
That is sneering at your ludicrousness. Say the word.
Call my name right now, and it will be your salvation.
Your wish for revenge will be granted. I promise you that.
In exchange for your trembling soul in the darkness
The contract is made and now you are reborn as My Lord.
Jeer at those irrational days in your life
At the end of your everlasting disgrace.
Oh, I can even crush the god that has forsaken you,
That is chastising your pettiness. I will fight.
I will hold up the soul that has been offered me tonight
And I will certainly drink it to the very last drop.
It is my reward for the promise I have made tonight.
It shall always be served and guarded by a demon.
Call my name right now, and it will be your salvation.
Your wish for revenge will be granted. I promise you that.
In exchange for your trembling soul in the darkness
The contract is made and now you are reborn as My Lord.
LOL
- Sebastian: A puppet string...
- Grell: Only a Death Scythe could have cut it with such ease. Well, Sebastian? Aren't I amazing? Tell me how good I am!
- Sebastian: Well done. Perhaps you should run with scissors more often.
- Grell: OH! I am just flattered to DEATH! ~ <3
“If I couldn’t do this much for my master… well then what kind of butler would I be?”
—Sebastian Michaelis, “Black Butler”
Play
Write one leaf about 3x5 cards.
3x5 cards are also known as index cards; I’m pretty sure about that.
Write one leaf about automatic weapons.
Automatic weapons should not be left out where small children can get to them. :)
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Japan. :)