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November 2011

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Nov 29, 201111 notes
#1 Rule during arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar.  → goo.gl

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Nov 29, 201137,489 notes
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Nov 28, 201144,025 notes
Reblog if you were born on your birthday.

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Nov 28, 2011330,927 notes
#birthday #duh #wtf #no shit sherlock
Nov 28, 201160,820 notes
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Nov 28, 20119 notes
#ryan reynolds
"It doesn't matter, he'll still gladly bang this chick but will never touch YOU again if you go through the whole king thing... the hapless PC means nothing to this guy... I never want to see another character like this in any video game again. I vomited a little bit on my keyboard and I didn't appreciate having to clean it..."

momochanners:

- A comment I received on Sacrifice, my fancomic take on Alistair’s POV during the Dark Ritual.

Me:

U mad, bra?

Yeeeeah… they’re missing the point, I think. =/

Nov 28, 201136 notes
SO just killed a Dark-Brotherhood target by telling him I was gonna kill him and getting him pissed off enough to deal the first blow. The guards did NOTHING when I killed him because they thought he started it.

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Nov 28, 20119 notes
#skyrim #dark brotherhood #assassin #fuck yeah
So, I met Brynjolf in Skyrim and my first thought was "That accent, omfg I need to marry him," and then I found out he's taken. =_=;;

So Farkas is gonna be my new hubby, I’ve decided.  My mom thinks he’s scary-looking, and yeah, he is… but that voice, omg. <3 That, and he’s an overgrown puppy! ^_^ How can I not love that? x3

Nov 26, 20115 notes
#skyrim #farkas #brynjolf
I remember when I first saw Farkas turn into a werewolf

thenextdragonborn:

He was surrounded and I thought he was going to die but then

BAM

Farkas is a werewolf

everyone’s dead

I’m watching like “whoa shit”

And I was panicking because I couldn’t help him and I thought I was going to lose the mission

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lol I first saw him turn into a werewolf today, and since I’ve been toying with the idea of having my female Dunmer marry him, I was freaking out inside like, “NUUUUU DUN DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!! T^T “

…but then he went all furry and whooped some Silverhand ass, and all was right with the world. xD

Nov 26, 201121 notes
#skyrim #farkas #werewolf
Farkas: A Dramatization by Lorelei
  • Lorelei: I wonder what this lever does... *Pulls lever, metal gate slams shut behind her* Oops.
  • Farkas: Now look what you've gotten yourself into. Don't worry, I'll find the release.
  • Silver Hand people (probably between five to seven): Kill that person! Raah! (they said a lot of stuff, I don't remember) Bluh bluh, this will make quite a story.
  • Farkas: None of you will live to tell it.
  • Lorelei: Nooooooo...Farkas...I think I'm in love with you... *weeping quietly in anticipation of his death*
  • Farkas: *turns into werewolf, kills everybody* *runs off to find release switch*
  • Lorelei: O_O *gate opens, Farkas returns*
  • Farkas: Hope I didn't scare you..
  • Lorelei: Huh. *snaps out of daze* What was that?
  • Farkas: *explains werewolf thing*
  • Lorelei: That's cool... *ponders marriage*
Nov 26, 20117 notes
One of my best friends was in the hospital last night because of attempted suicide. He thinks no one cares about him. I'm going to see him on Friday. Please reblog this so I can show him that even complete strangers care. And for anyone that reblogs this, I'll follow you if I don't already.
Nov 26, 201127,222 notes
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Nov 26, 20111,760 notes
I don't know how it's possible to wake up in the morning feeling lonely and upset... but I did. </3
Nov 26, 2011
Nov 25, 201185,681 notes
Trying to explain technology to your parents.  → goo.gl

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Nov 25, 201168,726 notes
Nov 25, 20112,775 notes
#cute #kitten #gif
Nov 25, 201132,645 notes
#how i met your mother #funny #thanksgiving #turkey
Nov 25, 20117,585 notes
#did you know #facebook
Nov 25, 20113,541 notes
#assassin's creed #desmond miles #altair ibn-la'ahad #ezio auditore #cesare borgia #la volpe #leonardo da vinci
Nov 25, 201133,240 notes
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Nov 23, 201144,733 notes
Nov 23, 2011188,672 notes
That moment when you thought it would be a good idea to play Dead Space with a Turtle Beach PX21 headset on, and you actually go for it.

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Nov 23, 201115 notes
#dead space #scary #video game #headset #wtf was i thinking
Nov 23, 2011206,953 notes
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Nov 23, 201173,125 notes
#twilight #edward cullen #robert pattinson #funny #oops
Nov 23, 201141,661 notes
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Nov 22, 2011263,160 notes
#panda #sad #scared
Nov 22, 201160,837 notes
#assassin's creed #ezio auditore #cosplay #cosplayer #dinosaur
Nov 22, 2011960 notes
#kuroshitsuji #black butler #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #grell sutcliff #shoes #hooker boots
Nov 22, 201173,917 notes
Nov 22, 2011129,858 notes
Nov 22, 201177 notes
#kuroshitsuji #black butler #sebastian michaelis #chibi
My life without a phone or computer: → goo.gl

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Nov 22, 2011102,374 notes
Nov 22, 2011173,809 notes
In movies: → goo.gl

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

When humans die:

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When animals die:

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When Dobby dies:

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When it seems as though a bunch of plastic toys are going to die:

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This is a cool blog to follow

This is so true that it’s sad.

Nov 22, 2011148,397 notes
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