ROFL this made me laugh so hard...
- Anders: Is that supposed to be Andraste's face on your crotch?
- Sebastian: What?
- Anders: That... belt buckle thing. Is that Andraste?
- Sebastian: My father had this armor commissioned when I took my vows as a brother.
- Anders: I'm just not sure I'd want the Maker seeing me shove His bride's head between my legs every morning.
Fenris needs to blend in.
- Varric: You know, if you need advice on how to lay low, I can give you some.
- Fenris: Being short would make for an excellent start, I suspect.
- Varric: Keep that up, serah, and you can keep hiding like a rank amateur.
- Fenris: What would you suggest, Varric? Cower in the shadows like a rat?
- Varric: You could try wearing something that didn't scream: "I hate you all! I was a slave!"
- Fenris: The markings would still show.
- Varric: Really? Through anything? That's... kind of cool.