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September 2012

I was at Target today and some girl I've never met before walks up to me and says she likes my Loki Charms T-shirt.

Today was a good day. :)

Aug 31, 2012
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August 2012

Aug 30, 2012277 notes
#loki #tom hiddleston #hiddles #burdened with glorious swag

theconsultingharlequin:

lazarus-james:

mastaofsass:

I can’t get over the way this guy ~fabulously~ decorates The Hobbit set. 

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Is there a fandom for this guy yet?

there is now.

Aug 30, 2012155,538 notes
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#thor #loki #tom hiddleston #chris hemsworth
Aug 30, 201223 notes
#sherlock #john watson #this will forever be one of my favorite moments in the show
Aug 30, 2012146,152 notes
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Aug 30, 201211,859 notes
#loki #tom hiddleston #hiddles #DYING
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#sherlock #i believe in sherlock
Aug 30, 201213,669 notes
#sherlock #benedict cumberbatch
Aug 30, 2012231 notes
#loki #tom hiddleston #hiddles
Aug 30, 20121,814 notes
#sherlock #benedict cumberbatch #watercolor #queue
Aug 30, 201263,906 notes
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#sherlock #amazing fanart #wow
Aug 30, 20124,195 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #gpoy
Aug 30, 20127,768 notes
#sherlock #benedict cumberbatch #SHERLOCK NO
Aug 30, 20126,574 notes
#loki #tom hiddleston #hiddles #OVARIES
Aug 30, 2012801 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles
Aug 30, 2012124 notes
#Assassin's Creed #assassin's creed 1 #Altair Ibn La Ahad
Aug 30, 201248,611 notes
#sherlock #john watson #DYING OMG
102 Resources for Fiction Writers → heretocreate.com

moriette:

goddessofcheese:

vulpesinculta:

Are you still stuck for ideas for National Novel Writing Month? Or are you working on a novel at a more leisurely pace? Here are 102 resources on Character, Point of View, Dialogue, Plot, Conflict, Structure, Outlining, Setting, and World Building, plus some links to generate Ideas and Inspiration.

CHARACTER, POINT OF VIEW, DIALOGUE

10 Days of Character Building

Name Generators

Name Playground

The Universal Mary Sue Litmus Test

Priming the idea pump (A character checklist shamlessly lifted from acting)

How to Create a Character

Seven Common Character Types

Handling a Cast of Thousands – Part I: Getting to Know Your Characters

It’s Not What They Say …

Establishing the Right Point of View: How to Avoid “Stepping Out of Character”

How to Start Writing in the Third Person

Web Resources for Developing Characters

What are the Sixteen Master Archetypes?

Character: A compilation of guidance from classical and contemporary experts on creating great dramatic characters

Building Fictional Characters

Fiction Writer’s Character Chart

Character Building Workshop

Tips for Characterization

Fiction Writer’s Character Chart

Villains are People, Too, But …

Top 10 Tips for Writing Dialogue

Speaking of Dialogue

Dialogue Tips

Advantages, Disadvantages and Skills (character traits)

How to Write a Character Bible

Character Development Exercises

All Your Characters Sounds the Same — And They’re Not a Hivemind!

Medieval Names Archive

Sympathy Without Saintliness

Writing the Other: Bridging Cultural Difference for Successful Fiction

Family Echo (family tree website)

Interviewing Characters: Follow the Energy

100 Character Development Questions for Writers

Behind the Name

Lineage Chart Layout Generator

PLOT, CONFLICT, STRUCTURE, OUTLINE

How to Write a Novel: The Snowflake Method

Effectively Outlining Your Plot

Conflict and Character within Story Structure

Outlining Your Plot

Ideas, Plots & Using the Premise Sheets

How to Write a Novel

Creating Conflict and Sustaining Suspense

Plunge Right In … Into Your Story, That Is!

Fiction Writing Tips: Story Grid

Tips for Creating a Compelling Plot

Writer’s “Cheat Sheets”

The Thirty-six (plus one) Dramatic Situations

The Evil Overlord Devises a Plot: Excerpt from Stupid Plotting Tricks

Conflict Test

What is Conflict?

Monomyth

The Hero’s Journey: Summary of the Steps

Outline Your Novel in Thirty Minutes

Plotting Without Fears

Novel Outlining 101

Writing the Perfect Scene

Fight Scenes 101

Basic Plots in Literature

One-Page Plotting

The Great Swampy Middle

SETTING, WORLD BUILDING

Magical World Builder’s Guide

I Love the End of the World

World Building 101

The Art of Description: Eight Tips to Help You Bring Your Settings to Life

Creating the Perfect Setting – Part I

Creating a Believable World

An Impatient Writer’s Approach to Worldbuilding

Fantasy Worldbuilding Questions

Setting

Character and Setting Interactions

Creating Fantasy and Science Fiction Worlds

Creating Fantasy Worlds

Questions About Worldbuilding

Maps Workshop — Developing the Fictional World Through Mapping

World Builder Projects

IDEAS, INSPIRATION

Quick Story Idea Generator

Solve Your Problems Simply by Saying Them Out Loud

Busting Your Writing Rut

Writing Inspiration, or Sex on a Bicycle

Creative Acceleration: 11 Tips to Engineer a Productive Flow

The Seven Major Beginner Mistakes

Complete Your First Book with these 9 Simple Writing Habits

Free Association, Active Imagination, Twilight Imaging

Random Book Title Generator

Finishing Your Novel

Story Starters and Idea Generators

REVISION

How to Rewrite

One-Pass Manuscript Revision: From First Draft to Last in One Cycle

Editing Recipe

Cliche Finder

Revising Your Novel: Read What You’ve Written

Writing 101: So You Want to Write a Novel Part 3: Revising a Novel

TOOLS and SOFTWARE

My Writing Nook (online text editor; free)

Bubbl.us (online mind map application; free)

Freemind (mind map application; free; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable)

XMind (mind map application; free; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable)

Liquid Story Binder (novel organization and writing software; free trial, $45.95; Windows, portable)

Scrivener (novel organization and writing software; free trial, $39.95; Mac)

SuperNotecard (novel organization and writing software; free trial, $29; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable)

yWriter (novel organization and writing software; free; Windows, Linux, portable)

JDarkRoom (minimalist text editor; free; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable)

AutoRealm (map creation software; free; Windows, Linux with Wine)

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Aug 30, 201281,730 notes
#SO FUCKING HELPFUL #WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
Aug 30, 2012149 notes
#sherlock #john watson #johnlock #amazing fanart
guys i can't believe this happened

sociopathontheflightdeck:

the most unbelievable thing happened to me at the dentists today omg

so I was getting my teeth cleaned or whatever, right? so the dental hygienist lady gets the pointy-poker-gum-bleeder thing and I say under my breath “cinnamon” and I guess she heard me and she gave me a look that screamed “I know what you’re talking about” and then omg she said “A bit not good?” and I said “yeah, a bit not good” and then we just went on with our lives pretending that we don’t know that the other reads gay fan fiction about tv characters omg how did this happen to me 

Aug 30, 20121,951 notes
#sherlockians are everywhere
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#tom hiddleston #chris hemsworth #jeremy renner #tom's comment never fails to make me giggle
Aug 30, 2012387 notes
#sherlock #benedict cumberbatch #amazing fanart
Aug 30, 2012186,270 notes
#sherlock #this is me today #i really don't want to get out of bed #there's a cute doggie curled up at the end of my bed and i'm nice and warm #screw priorities

gingerhaze:

I was also the founder of a controversial school of thought in my kindergarten class

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Its easy to say that you've cried for an anime, manga, television show, movie, or book before, but what about a video game? Reblog if you've ever cried over a video game.

consulting-god-of-mischief:

sonofatimelord:

momichan:

tehwritah:

a17spartan768smodblog:

macchabee:

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

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Gears of War 3

R.I.P. Dom, you’ll always be in our virtual hearts…

I can easily say…

Aerith…

Final Fantasy VII…

Many tears were shed that day.

Majora’s Mask.

When I finally reunited Anju and Kafei.

^^Ditto to that. That made my heart break into tiny pieces and then fall out my eyes.

Fable 3 makes me cry like a baby

Pretty sure Mass Effect 3 made me tear up a few times. And Uncharted 2 + 3.

…Maybe I just cry easily. I dunno. lol

Aug 30, 20123,664 notes

akitron:

buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

 #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr

Aug 30, 2012175,271 notes
Just fell down the stairs and i think i broke my ankle

loki-s-army-at-221b:

Might need to go to the hospital

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I hope it’s not broken! D:

Aug 29, 20129 notes
Aug 29, 201216,868 notes
#sherlock #benedict cumberbatch
This bullshit fighting has gone a bit far

nataleeleoalways:

Really? Saying Benedict should fuck off and go die? Should go kill himself because no one would care because he’s too ugly?

Making fun of his looks and name?

Really? You guys act like such 12 year olds. “OH, HUR HUR, I’M SO FUNNY. GO DIE, RINKYDINK CUCUMBERPATCH.” 

You’re not funny. You sound fucking stupid.

I’m not putting my opinions towards what he said, because, really, I don’t give a fuck. 

And I like Elementary.

But, seriously. This website is full of the most rude, immature, and obnoxious people.

When people say “OH, TUMBLR IS FULL OF THE MOST ACCEPTING AND LOVING PEOPLE,” that’s complete BULL SHIT.

Tumblr does have many accepting and loving people, but I agree, it is also choc-full of arrogant assholes. (Read the following at your own risk. My intention is not to cause anymore drama; it is only my opinion and I would like it to be respected.)

Read More →

Aug 29, 201227 notes
#angry rant #read at your own risk
hey i just thought you ought to know i've heard our good mr. freeman is very opposed to those pictures of his children on-set being circulated. :( Please respect his privacy and delete the photo from your blog? I wouldn't ask if I hadn't heard about it.

Ah, thanks for the warning! I’ll delete it asap.

Aug 29, 20121 note
Okay, so I just got into a karate match with a fucking mosquito in my bedroom.

If my mom had walked in while I was trying to kill the little fucker, it would’ve looked hilarious because I was karate chopping and bitch-slapping everything trying to get the mosquito. xDDD

And now, off to watch the last episode of Sherlock season 1 with my mother (provided her boyfriend isn’t hogging the TV again).

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Aug 29, 2012
Aug 29, 2012490 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles
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#sherlock #benedict cumberbatch #ACCURATE
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

cocokat:

personababy:

span-kun:

imnotquiteaswell:

phazondragon:

crystalsoulslayer:

slytherinmychamber:

hotel-denouement:

moral-highground:

yougotredonyou:

nicklex:

hannahisdead:

oh my god

BEST JOKE.

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THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

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SCREAMS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.

HEEEHEE I LOVE SILLY MUSIC JOKES

Aug 29, 2012137,525 notes
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#parade's end #christopher tietjens #benedict cumberbatch
Aug 29, 20121,783 notes
#sherlock #benedict cumberbatch
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#thor #loki #chris hemsworth #tom hiddleston #hiddles #lol
Aug 29, 201259,839 notes
#sherlock #john watson #FEELS
Aug 29, 201246,611 notes
#the avengers #captain america #EPIC
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